GOD SPEAKS THROUGH WORD PUNS
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I love it when God speaks to me through Word puns! They are like little riddles or mysteries that are hidden from plain sight. Just at the right moment, we discover them and realize He is speaking to us! (That moment of realization is the process of revelation.)
WORD PUNS VIA TYPING BLOOPERS
For instance look at Tao’s typing blooper:
Tao’s TYPING PUN: Vision (2/2/09): I went to a small room, with a dining table there. I was invited as a quest there, as I looked at the table, it has the most precious and expensive food I even had. I am glad to be treated in such a way.
Tao was invited as a GUEST to the table of the Lord. However there is a hidden meaning by suggesting that to sup at His table is a quest... or a search for His many wonderful surprises just waiting for us to discover!
Matt 7:7-12 NKJV "Ask, and it will be given to you; seek , and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. 8 For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. 9 Or what man is there among you who, if his son asks for bread, will give him a stone? 10 Or if he asks for a fish, will he give him a serpent? 11 If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask Him!”
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QUICKENED TYPO PUN: I made a typo. The line was supposed to say, "Quality work at an affordable price." I typed Quality Word at an affordable price! He is so fun.
Luke 14:28-29 NKJV For which of you, intending to build a tower, does not sit down first and count the cost , whether he has enough to finish it —
WORD PUNS VIA GOD FILLING OUR MOUTH
QUICKENED SONG PUN: I was singing the line I’m taking back the land, but accidentally sang, “I’m waking back the land.”
Rom 13:11-13 NKJV And do this, knowing the time, that now it is high time to awake out of sleep; for now our salvation is nearer than when we first believed. 12 The night is far spent, the day is at hand. Therefore let us cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armor of light.
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QUICKENED PRAYER PUN:
Isa 40:1-2 NKJV “Comfort , yes, comfort My people!" Says your God. "Speak comfort to Jerusalem, and cry out to her, that her warfare is ended, that her iniquity is pardoned.
WORD PUNS FROM SURPRISE ENDINGS
THE LORD’S SENSE OF HUMOR I heard a song on the radio. A certain line stuck with me: "Lord let me be a living sermon, because folks would rather see than hear one."
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THE LORD’S REASSURANCE In the climax of a very long trial, I heard the Lord say this to me: "Having SAID ALL, now rest." It was a pun on the Word, having done all, then stand. In the witness stand we "stand" against the accuser, but when we are finished saying what we are supposed to say, it is done and so we sit down and rest, committing all the results to the Judge of Justice, for reward and recompense.
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A PROPHETIC WORD FUN/PUN:
One time during a meeting one of
our intercessors asked me for a piece of paper. So I tore a 2x3”
piece of paper off my notepad and handed it to her and asked her if
she wanted a pen! She laughed and said she hesitated to see what
she would get if she said yes!
MORE examples of OTHER word puns:
A penny represents One Cent. (one sent)
John 20:21 NKJV So Jesus said to them again, "Peace to you! As the Father has sent Me, I also send you ."
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The Price is Right (count the cost)
Luke 14:28-29 NKJV For which of you, intending to build a tower, does not sit down first and count the cost , whether he has enough to finish it —
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A basement or lower floor (abasement)
Phil 4:13 NKJV Not that I speak in regard to need, for I have learned in whatever state I am, to be content: I know how to be abased , and I know how to abound. Everywhere and in all things I have learned both to be full and to be hungry, both to abound and to suffer need. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. ========
The delivery room (deliverance)
Ps 18:19 NKJV He also brought me out into a broad place; He delivered me because He delighted in me.
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Riding a train (to be trained by the Lord)
Luke 6:40 NKJV A disciple is not above his teacher, but everyone who is perfectly trained will be like his teacher.
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The fruit of a prune (to prune or cut back)
John 15:2-3
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Ship (leadership that helps carry people to a destination in God)
Acts 27:23-25
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Right turn (to turn and walk in righteous choices)
Prov 2:20 NKJV So you may walk in the way of goodness, and keep to the paths of righteousness .
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Cul-de-sac (to make a U turn)
Mark 4:12 'Seeing they may see and not perceive, And hearing they may hear and not understand; Lest they should turn , And their sins be forgiven them.'"
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Homing pigeons (to come home to the Holy Spirit)
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Gladioli flowers (to be glad)
Glad bags (to be held by the Lord in gladness)
One time during a home group, one of the intercessors got out a bunch of giant glad bags and we waved them in the air like flags.
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Patients (patience)
James 1:2-4 My brethren, count it all joy when you fall into various trials, 3 knowing that the testing of your faith produces patience . 4 But let patience have its perfect work, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking nothing.
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