TESTIMONIES OF DIVINE TIMING
Miraculous Timing: Blooper Bread
Incredible Timing Still There
The BBQ Timer
Amazing Watch story
BLOOPER BREAD
BLOOPER ONE When it was time to go to bed I didn’t go past the bulletin board like I always do, I went the other way through the kitchen. Just as I was going out of the kitchen, Sonshine mentioned how exciting it was that tomorrow was his birthday. "Thank You Lord for reminding me of that bread!" BLOOPER TWO I stared at the recipe of his favorite bread. Huh? It says one scoop of oats and two scoops of flour, etc. I used to have all the measuring cups inside the ingredient containers so all I had to do was scoop! It had been so long since I’d made that bread; I must have washed the scoops and not put them back inside! Now I have to guess. "Oh Lord, PLEASE help me not to botch up this bread!" BLOOPER THREE I set the timer on the bread machine for 12 hours and 10 minutes. As I walked away, I suddenly realized it would come out at 7:40 AM and he needed it at 6:40. So I re-set it for 11 hours and 10 minutes. "Thank You Lord! Please help this bread turn out OK since I had to guess on the recipe." BLOOPER FOUR At 1 o’ clock in the morning suddenly I am wide awake. As I am lying there I am wondering if the bread machine is kneading bread. Now it is 2  0
and it suddenly hits me. "I wonder if the 11 hours and 10 minutes is
when the machine is finished making the bread, or starting to make
bread?" I couldn’t remember and certainly didn’t want to get up in
the middle of the night, looking for the instructions and wake up
the whole house! Not knowing for sure, I decided that the timer was
set to when the bread machine would start making bread rather than
finishing it. MIRACLE ONE It is now almost 2:30 and I trudged out to the kitchen to re-set the timer. I had to subtract how long it takes to make the bread with the time left, so I turned on the machine pretending to make the bread so I could see the length of the cycle It says 4 hours and ten minutes. That means nothing to me, since I am not a left brained person, I am creative and intuitive and practically dysfunctional in the math department, especially at 2:30 in the morning. As I am trying to figure this out with my "superb" mathematics skills, I glanced at the kitchen clock and started calculating the bread timer. I figured and re figured just staring at the clock as though I didn’t believe what I was seeing. I am stunned. The difference is 4 hours and 10 minutes to the exact dot. So if all I do is just push start at this minute, and not the fancy timer, the bread would be done exactly at 6:40 AM!!! MIRACLE TWO The next morning the smell of fresh hot bread drifts into my room. I am very rummy, (I wonder why?) and wander out to the kitchen. Having no idea what time it is, I glance at the machine and am stunned. It is literally on the countdown of the very last minute. Sonshine comes wandering in all puffy eyed, to the smell of fresh hot bread… "Happy Birthday Sonshine! The Lord made you some wonderful hot bread!" MIRACLE THREE The bread was delicious! ============ CONCLUSION ============ {Words to Ponder are summaries of His quickened Words of prophetic revelation, punched with the word of wisdom and written under inspiration.} WORD TO PONDER: RELAX, I MULTIPLY AND DIVIDE PERFECTLY Precious, you may think that you have all your ducks in a row. Or you may think that you have none of your ducks in a row. But I will teach you that it really does not matter. For whether you can add, divide or multiply, I will always multiply perfectly what ever you dedicate to Me. Have I not shown you that I perfect that which concerns you? So let Me direct your paths and you shall be delighted as I sprinkle My good gifts along your way. For now, just lighten your load and enjoy some warm manna straight out of heaven’s throne. Even if you do not understand My recipes, I have it all under control and all you have to do is show up when you smell warm manna baking. "Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone? Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent? If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?" (Matt 7:9-11 KJV) 
Sandy Warner swauthor@usa.net www.thequickenedword.com |
 KEEP YOUR WATCH ON EXPERIENCE
RHEMA
1/30/99: Someone was telling me today that the prophets should
not prophesy dates. I understood where he was coming from, but
said that prophets were called watchmen and they wore watches!
Suddenly I stopped in my tracks for no reason, and looked down.
I was standing on a pair of feet that were taped to the floor at
JC Penny’s The feet said, “Countdown to 2,000.”
Sandy Warner swauthor@usa.net www.thequickenedword.com
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TODAY’S BBQ TIMER!
3/03/09:
Today I was BBQing
some meat outside on the grill. I had set the kitchen timer
for 6 minutes to remind me when to flip the meat over. So I
sat down and continued to work on rhema. I was immersed in
the rhema when suddenly I thought, “It must be about 6
minutes!” Now for me to get out of my chair is a major
hassle, due to pain in my knees and ankles. I have to grab
this tube thinger that Wayne made for me, put it on the
chair handle, then use my forearm to push the tube/ handle
down in order to get the recliner into a normal position.
Then I have to rock really hard to get a running start to
leap up. Whenever the doorbell rings it takes me forever to
answer the door.
Sandy Warner swauthor@usa.net www.thequickenedword.com |
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